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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 10:07 PM   #1
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Wink come join the new club

The club is called N.A.W. What those letters stand for is Not A Wrench.
I am the president and collect the dues. The dues will be on a quarterly bases. The amount to join is 50 grand and all proceeds go to the making my bike perfect account. So please join up. GUMBY PEACE
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I should be a member too, but I can't afford the dues either. Looks like I'm on my own!!!
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hey gumby i put the dues in the mail today.now since ive done that do ya wanna buy a bridge?i got a nice connecting the upper and lower michigan togather its a suspenchen bridge and i only want 100 grand ......lol.......hook
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I am glad everyone has responded to this with such zest. I wanted to make sure that everyone knew it was a joke. Sometimes I wonder about people taking things a bit to seriously. So I figured with the price of the dues they would figure it was a joke. (i hope) GUMBY PEACE ----- PREZ. of N.A.W.
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V.P., N.A.W.C., Harleywyld1 here. Well you were right the club is growing everyday. I think I should remind you about the stipulation on the dues. They are waived if you actually "ride your motorsickle". If you trailer your bike there is an additional 10 grand embarrassment fee. Just kidding. I actually know a guy who trailers his 04 ultra classic to Myrtle Beach. It's only 150 frigging miles from his house. Needless to say he catches grief from his friends.
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Old Oct 9th, 2006, 09:09 AM   #7
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Wink Hey There Vice Prez

He must not want to get his hair messed up. Or he is just what we call here on the west coast a sissy la la. You would think that he would enjoy that short putt. On any given saturday or sunday in southern calif. you can do that in a few hours. Then hit another spot another 100 miles or so away, have a bite to eat, then head on home. I find that to be a waist of a good bike.
As far as the dues go. No vote is needed for that one. Maybe we should x 2 it. Lets see if we can get some more recrutes for the new club of N.A.W.
I am waiting for a package this week from direct parts. Called the "OIL FIX" it was reccomended by CD. It is suppose to stop leaks before they happen. Very interesting artical he wrote. Go to http://www.directparts.com/static/ar...leyoilfix.html I should be getting my top end back this week. I got a call from the shop on friday but missed it.

I am hopeing it is all good news. So far it has been. So maybe I will be up and running again this week. The weather here is just great. The heat broke about 2 weeks ago. So now is the time to get out there and ride. I will put 500 miles on my bike in a few days. I just might head into L.A. if everything seems to be in my favor. Or I will just keep going around the block 500 times. It might feel like the indy 500.
I will keep you posted.. EL PREZIDENT'E of N.A.W. GUMBY PEACE
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I should be a member too, but I can't afford the dues either. Looks like I'm on my own!!!
NO WAY......N.A.W takes bad checks.....PREZ GUMBY
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hey gumby i put the dues in the mail today.now since ive done that do ya wanna buy a bridge?i got a nice connecting the upper and lower michigan togather its a suspenchen bridge and i only want 100 grand ......lol.......hook
Sounds like a plan,,,,,,Now if I can only find out where the 59 th street bridge is I can tak a look see at the one in Mich. but I would want to blow it up. Since you guys destroyed my yankees this week. GUMBY PEACE
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Go Detroit!!! This of course coming from a Yankee now living in Confederateville... I know you were joking Gumby... Didn't you see the smily face????
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All that money and still havent won a world series sice what 2000? They killed me this year
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gumby dont blow that bridge after u but ,cause u can charge me a quarter everytime3 i cross and get some of your 100 grand back..lol ......hook...................blow up detroit
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What is it like to prospect for the NAW MC?

Can I be one even if I turn my own wrenches? (I can bring bogus receipts from a stealership showing how I got my "blinker fluid" topped off, and my "smoke rings" calibrated, if ya need me to show that I can't do anything.... )

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Rusty old town now, with nothing but urban decay. Your wish is my command, but the hell with the $.25 cents. Dolla a Holla everytime you go over da bridge. Speak to you soon...GUMBY PEACE
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What is it like to prospect for the NAW MC?

Can I be one even if I turn my own wrenches? (I can bring bogus receipts from a stealership showing how I got my "blinker fluid" topped off, and my "smoke rings" calibrated, if ya need me to show that I can't do anything.... )

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YOU CAN BE THE HONOR GUARD. SINCE YOU ARE A WRENCH. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF GIVEING US N.A.W. BOYS SOME CLUES HOW TO GET TO BE A WRENCH....SO CONSIDER YOURSELF IN..... GUMBY PEACE
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V.P., N.A.W.C., Harleywyld1 here. Well you were right the club is growing everyday. I think I should remind you about the stipulation on the dues. They are waived if you actually "ride your motorsickle". If you trailer your bike there is an additional 10 grand embarrassment fee. Just kidding. I actually know a guy who trailers his 04 ultra classic to Myrtle Beach. It's only 150 frigging miles from his house. Needless to say he catches grief from his friends.
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