[dmassey]

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON

THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,

THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND A 15-FOOT CRATER

WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

[chucktx]

hehehehe...........funny!

[cowboy]

good one

[joshbob]

No maybe about it!