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Jan 20th, 2011, 03:24 PM
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A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." | 
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Jan 20th, 2011, 06:07 PM
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hehehehe..........or alabama!!!!!! lol
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Originally Posted by FLHTbiker  A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." | Man Please
I did some of that when I was 13 or so.
Got my buddy in Katy, Tx. that is still doing it. We did it together in like 1963 N 1964
Hes made a dang good name for himself too.
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Originally Posted by cardboard Man Please
I did some of that when I was 13 or so.
Got my buddy in Katy, Tx. that is still doing it. We did it together in like 1963 N 1964
Hes made a dang good name for himself too. |  So which way do you mount those animals. | |
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Originally Posted by FLHTbiker So which way do you mount those animals. | i want to here that answer , just so when I get back up to chuck's place & your there 
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Its according to which species thay are.... 
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Originally Posted by BluePearl | Yep they think he mounts animals fer Sex. I know.
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Originally Posted by cardboard Yep they think he mounts animals fer Sex. I know. | Did Yea have to take a nap or two to think about it first | |
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a pre nap and a post nap!!!!!!!!!
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Would y'all shut and quit wakin me up.
Man its COLD outside........
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