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Nov 18th, 2005, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 834 Interests: Bikes, Boobs and Beer Occupation: Biker
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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Rednecks?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
"Plagiarized from another site" I thought it was funny AND true. | 
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Nov 18th, 2005, 02:56 PM
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#2 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,512
| well........just color my neck red!!! 
chuck | |
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Nov 18th, 2005, 03:53 PM
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#3 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 1,129 Model: 2004 E Glide Standard, Stage 1. Interests: Riding, fishing, hunting, camping, spending time with wife and daughter Occupation: Air Force Nurse
| I am just suprised that the daughter of the redneck didn't run to the truck and grab the loaded 30-06 off the rear window gun rack and plug the guy a few times while he was down!!!  | |
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Nov 18th, 2005, 03:58 PM
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#4 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Texas Coastal Bend
Posts: 561 Model: Which one? Interests: Hunting, fishing, riding and racing motorcycles Occupation: slacker and part time small engine mechanic when I feel like it
| Well, I already knew I was a redneck anyway. | |
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Nov 18th, 2005, 07:37 PM
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#5 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oregon City, OR
Posts: 1,134 Model: 09 Ultra Classic Interests: Motorcycles, camping, fishing, old cars Occupation: Home Inspector
| Well I must be a Republican as the way I look at it is this. Why waist good bullits on a peace of Sh@t. One round right between the eyes will take care of it. This way you have extra bullits for more of them.
Marc | |
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Nov 18th, 2005, 08:09 PM
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#6 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 620
| not much debate here eh?.....  | |
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Nov 18th, 2005, 10:58 PM
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#7 | | Administrator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tucson AZ
Posts: 1,558 Interests: Fishing, wood working, flipping off Fred Fox Occupation: Founder of Bike Talk....retired and lovin' it
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Originally Posted by Sleepy not much debate here eh?..... | Only about the caliber and quantity... | |
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Nov 19th, 2005, 12:31 AM
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#8 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 620
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Originally Posted by CD Only about the caliber and quantity... | OK then...we're on the same page then. | |
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Nov 19th, 2005, 11:19 AM
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#9 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 802 Model: 2004 Yamaha FJR1300 Interests: riding... Occupation: RN
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