God vs Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven. At the
gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your
reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven.
"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said,"I want to hang out with
God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and
introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and
commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he
said, "Excuse me, but
aren't You the inventor
of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major
design flaws in your
invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the
front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble
too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the
exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "Hold on."
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed
in a few words and waited
for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it "Well, it may be
true that my invention
is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers>>>>>>>>
more men are riding my invention than yours
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