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Oct 2nd, 2006, 12:47 PM
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#1 | | Rookie 10+ posts
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Silver Strand Beach, Oxnard, CA
Posts: 20 Interests: Ridind, surfing, Ocean Fishing and havin fun Occupation: Design Engineer
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I've never written about this before, but I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Low-rider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
HarleyMan | 
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Oct 2nd, 2006, 02:14 PM
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#2 | | Administrator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tucson AZ
Posts: 1,558 Interests: Fishing, wood working, flipping off Fred Fox Occupation: Founder of Bike Talk....retired and lovin' it
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Trade the wife, get alimony, fix the current HD, party, get another HD to fill the void. | |
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Oct 2nd, 2006, 06:21 PM
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#3 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ohio....Brrrrr
Posts: 309 Interests: Easily amused by two wheels or two tits...whichever... Occupation: Military Police
| Classic, man...just classic.  | |
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Oct 3rd, 2006, 09:02 AM
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#4 | | Rookie 10+ posts
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Waxhaw NC
Posts: 45 Interests: Riding and Saltwater Fishing
| That's great. | |
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Oct 3rd, 2006, 12:37 PM
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#5 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Liberty Hill Texas
Posts: 792 Model: 94 FXDS Dyna-Custom Interests: Scootin' & shootin'! Occupation: City Government / Administrator
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Jeez, Ya kinda had me freaked out for a minute there!  | |
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Oct 3rd, 2006, 02:53 PM
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#6 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 834 Interests: Bikes, Boobs and Beer Occupation: Biker
| I find my Harley far more fixable and compliant than the majority of women I’ve come across. My Harley still gets most of my money though, but its not called alimony. | |
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Oct 3rd, 2006, 05:02 PM
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#7 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ohio....Brrrrr
Posts: 309 Interests: Easily amused by two wheels or two tits...whichever... Occupation: Military Police
| Yeah man, that would be more like " harleymony", right??? | |
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Oct 3rd, 2006, 09:47 PM
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#8 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oregon City, OR
Posts: 1,134 Model: 09 Ultra Classic Interests: Motorcycles, camping, fishing, old cars Occupation: Home Inspector
| This post sounds familiar to another post sometime back?  | |
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Oct 4th, 2006, 08:38 AM
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#9 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 464 Model: 1999 Fatboy Interests: Bikes, Cars, Woodworking, etc. Occupation: Jack of all trades and master of none
| NICE! Yes. You should be able to fix that leak without bringing it to the stealer. | |
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Oct 4th, 2006, 02:21 PM
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#10 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: cheyenne wy
Posts: 799 Model: 06 flhxi Interests: family,fun, fast chrome Occupation: causing hate and discontent
| I've read it before but wuz still sucked in by it | |
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Oct 10th, 2006, 12:53 PM
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#11 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Liberty Hill Texas
Posts: 792 Model: 94 FXDS Dyna-Custom Interests: Scootin' & shootin'! Occupation: City Government / Administrator
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It's a pretty good grabber! | |
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Oct 10th, 2006, 07:40 PM
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#12 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 227
| Yep, you sure got me too! That is great!!
I was really concerned that you did have an oil leak so I'm glad it was just a joke! | |
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Oct 11th, 2006, 09:17 AM
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#13 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 353
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Oct 11th, 2006, 07:03 PM
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#14 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nomad, currently the Blue Ridge Mountains
Posts: 401 Model: 2006 FXDI SuperGlide Interests: Camping, fishing, admirer of beautiful women, fast motorcycles, and smooth whiskey Occupation: Writer illustrator
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Conans father summed it best. "You can trust nothing in this life Conan. Not men, not women, not beasts...but this....(here we move forward in time and instead of a sword he shows him a shiny HD) This you can trust"......great grabber..... | |
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Jan 4th, 2007, 05:55 AM
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#15 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Galveston, Texas
Posts: 332 Interests: ridin my harley Occupation: constuction
| hey now.......
i had her home before midnight............. 
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tell your wife, i said thanks!!!!!!!!!! | |
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