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Oct 20th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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#1 | | Rookie 10+ posts
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Waxhaw NC
Posts: 45 Interests: Riding and Saltwater Fishing
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You guys may have seen this before but I think it's great and right on target with my ex-wife.
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*&% you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
Call me, Steve. | 
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Oct 20th, 2006, 07:33 PM
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#2 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,746
| lmao...................funny 
chuck | |
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Oct 21st, 2006, 06:58 PM
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#3 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 838 Interests: Bikes, Boobs and Beer Occupation: Biker
| Purddy funny... | |
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Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:19 AM
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#4 | | More than 100 posts!
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 165 Model: 07 SE ROAD KING, 04 LOW RIDER Interests: MOTORCYCLES, NASCAR Occupation: TRUCKER , OWNER OPERATOR
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I'm Glad My Wife Likes Both Of My Harley's, I Would Hate To Go Thru A Third Divorce!! | |
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Oct 23rd, 2006, 04:43 PM
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#5 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ohio....Brrrrr
Posts: 309 Interests: Easily amused by two wheels or two tits...whichever... Occupation: Military Police
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I'm Glad My Wife Likes Both Of My Harley's, I Would Hate To Go Thru A Third Divorce!!
| Now THAT is funny...
scoot | |
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Oct 24th, 2006, 05:58 AM
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#6 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Liberty Hill Texas
Posts: 792 Model: 94 FXDS Dyna-Custom Interests: Scootin' & shootin'! Occupation: City Government / Administrator
| I see whom wears the pants in THAT household!  | |
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Oct 24th, 2006, 09:41 AM
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#7 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 1,123 Interests: Anything outdoors (climbing, backpacking, fishing, Mtn biking, riding) Occupation: Chemistry teacher
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The female always wears the pants. "If moma ain't happy, no ones happy"!!!  | |
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Oct 24th, 2006, 02:27 PM
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#8 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Liberty Hill Texas
Posts: 792 Model: 94 FXDS Dyna-Custom Interests: Scootin' & shootin'! Occupation: City Government / Administrator
| Just gotta train 'em right and make 'em think they're happy!  | |
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Nov 7th, 2006, 05:17 AM
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#9 | | 200+ posts and climbing
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Galveston, Texas
Posts: 332 Interests: ridin my harley Occupation: constuction
| hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i have heard that a few times in my house too,
and when i hear that sweet sound coming from my lovely bride, i do what i have done for years,ignore her and still get it, but is does cost me, hanging head in shame........ | |
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 01:46 AM
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#10 | | More than 100 posts!
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Earlville, NY
Posts: 107 Model: Harley-Davidson FXDX Interests: riding my hog Occupation: factory worker
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Originally Posted by mwelych  The female always wears the pants. "If moma ain't happy, no ones happy"!!! | If mama ain't happy,she knows where the door is. | |
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 05:35 AM
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#11 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chas WV
Posts: 536 Model: 05 XL883C Interests: shorter list since getting the XL Occupation: Geek for a small family owned company
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Originally Posted by fxdxriderleo If mama ain't happy,she knows where the door is. | Tain't about who wears the pants, tis about who keeps them on 
I had the discussion with wifey before buying my Sporty. Got a great deal on the bike (now know why LOL), but it cost me more than a new one in the end. As we walked out of the Credit Union signing papers on the bike, wifey states, "You got a new bike I want a new car"  I knew that discussion went too easy.
So how did that turn out, I now have an 05 Sporty on the porch and she has an 02 Bonneville in the driveway. , got my bike all that matters. Honestly worked out on money that I bought the car and got the bike for free, now if you ask her we paid WAY too much for the Sporty but she got a free car  | 
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 06:16 AM
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#12 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,746
| well, as has been said before.....the women have the "girl thingy", so they make all the rules................. | |
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 08:46 AM
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#13 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 744 Model: '01 FXST
| Ya know, there are women out there who like motorcycles. You should have shopped around a little more before buying.
Wouldn't have a man without one. | |
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 09:48 AM
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#14 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chas WV
Posts: 536 Model: 05 XL883C Interests: shorter list since getting the XL Occupation: Geek for a small family owned company
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Originally Posted by Hot01 Ya know, there are women out there who like motorcycles. You should have shopped around a little more before buying. | Well dang then she would want to drive, can't have that now can we
I am actually kinda scared about my wife. I know I haven't been good enough to earn someone as understanding and easy going as wifey. So this makes me wonder just how dang bad has she been to get stuck with me . | |
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Oct 3rd, 2007, 01:02 PM
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#15 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 744 Model: '01 FXST
| Even though we (women) often complain that men don't think with their big head, we make a lot of stupid mistakes when it comes to love too. I bet if all marriages were arranged, they'd be just as successful as when we choose our own mates. | |
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