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[Tiny86]

Here kitty kitty kitty, Nice fish!!! I tried it once, the fish bit the sh&t out of me and about drowned me before I could get loose . I think I'll stick to rod & reel

[cowboy]

Think I'll stick with rod & reel , in the boat with a cold beer

[chucktx]

wonder what happens when they get ahold of a ol'loggerhead!!!!!!

[Tiny86]

Had a buddy got a hold of a Beaver once several hundred stitches later he was ok.

[2fastnaz]

as sore as my thumb gets when I go bass fishing I think I'll pass on that.

[wvak47]

Originally Posted by Tiny86

Had a buddy got a hold of a Beaver once several hundred stitches later he was ok.

OH man you are killin me. Would this have been on the same trip the fish tried to drown you?

[chucktx]

Originally Posted by wvak47

OH man you are killin me. Would this have been on the same trip the fish tried to drown you?

DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kenfuzed]

Ironically its called "Hogging".

[Tiny86]

I let one of my jackass buddies talk me into doing this. We went to a place called Deep Red Creek over between Walters & Temple OK got in our little boat and went up the creek to find holes in the side of the bank that the fish get up in. Well we get in the water he goes over to this hole and sticks his foot in the hole and tells me to fallow his leg down to the hole and stick my hand in and ease my hand into the fishes mouth grab hold and don't let go. Well it was going all rite untill i went underwater and stuck my hand in that Fnnnn fish grabbed my arm up to about mid forearm and went to spinnin I screamed out under water witch let all my air out and my buddy was holding me down and I was trying to get out of there I finally hit My Buddy in the leg and I came back up hackin and spitting, blood running all over every ware, my arm looked like HB meat, took several months to heal up.

About 2 weeks later he called and wanted to know if I wanted to go again I said I would but I was staying in the boat!!! so we went and he caught 4 that was about 30 lbs each. Howard went into the last hole and came back up just like he had done before this time he said I got a beaver between my legs I said bull sh$t he reached down and pulled out a hand full of hair. Howard said grab my arm and pull I'm gonna let go.Well it sounded good at the time when he let go I pulled that beaver cut his leg from about his knee to his ankle. We are not sure if it was teeth or claws. I think it was about 254 stitches to finally close it up. I told Howard if he hadn't pulled his hair he probably wouldn't have bit him?? He did not see the Humor.

[wvak47]

Guess that was one beaver that doesn't like it rough huh

[chucktx]

i have had a few beavers try to kill me also, a few nearly did but i never needed any stitches afterwards!!!!!!!!

[Ultra Al]

One time I went fishin with this gal, and got 1 red snapper. Al

[CD]

Originally Posted by Ultra Al

One time I went fishin with this gal, and got 1 red snapper. Al

Or was it Tuna?

[ringo912]

Originally Posted by CD

Or was it Tuna?

[fujimo]

they all smell the same ,,,, showed my better half,,, pictures ,,, she about crapped,,,, asked what part of deep south those guys were from ,,, told her texas,,,, she said no way,,,, I was in alaska ,,at a bar of course,,, this norwegian askes me if i would like to go octopus hunting,,,,well bars up there only close for 1 hr to clean up,,, that time came and he says lets go,,,, we will be back in less than an hour,,,, i am thinking,,, this guy is taking me snipe hunting,,,, but what the helll,,,,,, we go to his house,,,he comes out with a douse bag and a long stick,,,, i really think this is some b.s.,,,, but o well,,, we go to beach with lots of rocks on it,,,, he puts clorax in bag,,, end of hose is taped to end of stick,,,, shoves stick under first rock ,,,nothing,,,, now i know he is ****ting me,,,, shoves stick under next rock,,, says get ready.... dumbass me ,,,, half drunk,,, or half sober,,, bend down ,,,he squezzes bag,,, octopus comes out like a quarter horse out of the gate,,,, sombitch runs rite up my leg and sucks on,,,, relieved myself,,, and freaking near broke sound berior on my way to pickup,,,,, never went again,,,,

[chucktx]

now that would have been a kodak moment!!!!!!!!!!!