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Feb 14th, 2008, 03:58 PM
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A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'
The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !'
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.'
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Feb 14th, 2008, 07:18 PM
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Feb 14th, 2008, 08:33 PM
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Location: Iowa
Posts: 35 Model: '04 FXDWG Interests: Harleys, Mopar Muscle Cars, Traditional Muzzleloaders
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Awesome! Way funny  |
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Feb 14th, 2008, 09:40 PM
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Location: Alvin TX
Posts: 1,729 Model: 03 E Glide X cop bike Interests: My family Old Dodge truck's Riding My Glide Occupation: Retired truck Driver
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Sad but true chuck I like the Eagle
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Feb 15th, 2008, 12:36 AM
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Location: Nr London England
Posts: 86 Model: Heritage 2004 Interests: Riding/Rallies/Touring Occupation: Earning enough for RRT
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Another strange French custom thing is shared toilets.
I was once stood doing what you do when in walked a stunning young
lass lifted her skirt (At this point I though I was in for some action  )
She then had a piss and said "In France a Gentelman would LEAVE when a lady COMES IN!" to which I replied "Where I come from Its normal to be IN before you COME before you LEAVE."  End result a Slap in the Kisser.  |
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Feb 15th, 2008, 08:34 PM
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i hope you returned the slap!!!!
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Feb 15th, 2008, 09:49 PM
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slap her back , he was looking for Bush |
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Feb 16th, 2008, 12:09 AM
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Location: middleburg, pa
Posts: 696 Model: 06 FLST hertiage, stage 1 1450 pc111 Interests: hunting,wood working Occupation: medical asst. tech/DPW
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french, what a joke, after wwii how else could they be taken  |
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Mar 3rd, 2008, 08:33 AM
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Rookie 10+ posts
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Essex England
Posts: 21 Model: 1994 Road King Interests: Bikes Music Beer You know, the usual. Occupation: Motorcycle taxi rider in London, England.
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Good to see that the fine tradition of taking the p*ss out of the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys is alive and well! They are the English's natural enemies of course. I was always opposed to the tunnel under the English Channel, if we were supposed to be physically linked to France we wouldn't have moved away after the last ice age!  |
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Mar 3rd, 2008, 09:08 PM
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that is funny brander...........  |
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