Two rednecks are out hunting,and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says:Wow thats some hole,I can't even see the bottom of it. I wonder how deep it is? The second hunter says:I don't know lets throw something down and see how long it takes to hit bottom. The first hunter says:Theres this old transmission here,give me a hand and we will throw it in and see.So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one and two and three and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,run up to the hole with no hesitation and jump in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other,looking in the hole and trying to figure out what the hell just happened,A farmer walks up."Say there" said the farmer, You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere did ya? The first hunter says:Funny you should ask,but we were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat come running out of the bushes about a hunert mile a hour and jumped head first into this hole here!!And the farmer said:....................................."Why thats impossible, I had him chained to a truck transmission!! | 
