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Nov 17th, 2008, 09:59 AM
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#1 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oregon City, OR
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! | 
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Nov 17th, 2008, 06:59 PM
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#2 | | Moderator Has posted 500+
Join Date: Jul 2005
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| cool post!!!!! thanks and the same to you and your family!!! | |
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Nov 17th, 2008, 07:08 PM
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#3 | | Very Active Poster 50+
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mesa,AZ
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|  Thanks FLHT. Heres hoping that everyone on here has a great Thanksgiving as well. | 
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Nov 17th, 2008, 08:16 PM
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#4 | | Has posted 500+
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 1,123 Interests: Anything outdoors (climbing, backpacking, fishing, Mtn biking, riding) Occupation: Chemistry teacher
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May the overdose of tryptophan lay ya off to a restful and safe sleep... Happy Turkey Day yall!!!  | |
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Nov 18th, 2008, 04:55 AM
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#5 | | More than 100 posts!
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lawrenceville, Georgia
Posts: 168 Model: HD, 2001 Heritage Softail Classic Interests: My Family and Riding Occupation: Network Administrator
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Now that was funny!!
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE from good old GA! | |
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