Tequilla Cake

This is really good...

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
¼ cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
Small can of crushed nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
1 stick of butter

Sample tequila to check quality.
Take large bowl; check the tequila again just to be jure it is of highest quality.
Repeat. Turn on electric mixer.
Beat one stick of butter in large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp. of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it is best to check tequila again to make sure it is still OK.
Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 eggs in bowl and chuck in the dried fruit stuff.
Pick fruit off floor that missed bowl. Mix on the turner.
If fruit gets stuck on beaters, just pry it off with screwdriver.
Sample tequila to test for consistency
Sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check tequila. Shift the lemon ice strain on your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon and sugar or somefink.
Add anyfing else you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try to not fall over.
Don’t forget to beat the turner thingy.
Throw bowl trough the window.
Finish tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

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This is why you don't get to bake!!! :roflmao:

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Drinkin it is more fun and less work!

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I am going to try this recipe Sunday!


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Mac the Wife will make me a rum cake for my birthday if I ask. White rum is my favorite. I'm going to ask.

That sounds good JB haven't had one of those in years.....wonder how the malibu coconut rum would work..be a cross between rum and coconut cake lol

I know what I want for Christmas Johnny

sounds great. Gonna make one this weekend...

Where's the Flour in the receipe ?:gah:

woow its cool

You're a sick bstrd HRK (my highest complement). I like that. You'd fit right in with FatBoy.:roflmao:

:roflmao: Good thing it wasn't an upside down cake