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10 Finkers

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    10 Finkers

    Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy- it's 2013 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
    Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
    FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013
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  3. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Well, I can see why you didn't put this in the "Jokes" thread
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    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    If this was on facebook, you'd get a 'LIKE' :roflmao:
    charlie46, Jul 16, 2013
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  5. MountainCruiser

    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    But it ain't... :eek:
    MountainCruiser, Jul 16, 2013
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    sure glad I dropped face book :roflmao:
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    daats foooking funnie
    hotroadking, Jul 16, 2013
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  8. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao: need to work on the accent a bit more. :D
    FLHTbiker, Jul 16, 2013
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  9. chucktx

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    i will give ya one........LIKE.......
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    same here.:roflmao:
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    like!
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