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12 acceptable uses of the F word

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Sep 14, 2011.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS
    Titanic, 1912.

    2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.

    3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877.

    4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938.

    5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926.

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC.

    7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566.

    8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937.

    9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC.

    10. "Awe c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998.

    11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2002.


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    12. "I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011.

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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lmao good ones :)
  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehehe
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    :roflmao::roflmao:
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    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    That's good stuff ... :roflmao: :roflmao:
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    This sounds like a George Carlin thang.... I love George Carlin, may he RIP!!! :D
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