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$50.00 Lesson

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.

    Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people...

    Her parents proudly beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal."I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what - you can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. How about doing something wonderful like that?"

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

    I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

    Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
    cardboard, Mar 6, 2011
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehe
    chucktx, Mar 6, 2011
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I didn't know CB knew any little girls :eek: isn't that kind of dangerous.:D
    FLHTbiker, Mar 6, 2011
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    Thats funny becuase there is truth to it.
    amf4399, Mar 7, 2011
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    :cool: A lot of truth to it
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Hey when I was 34 I brung a little girl home with me. Now she's 51 yrs old.:D
    cardboard, Mar 9, 2011
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I'll bet you been smiling ever sense :D good for you :)
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    and she beats the crap out of him every weekend!!!!!!!! :D:D
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!:gah:
    cardboard, Mar 9, 2011
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    CB you didn't bring her home -- she picked you up off the street like a lost little stray dog. Brought you home, cleaned you up and has been feedin you ever since!!!:D:D:D
    BluePearl, Mar 10, 2011
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    Bet she still doesn't have him housebroke either! That's why the SIL keeps poppin up to check on him.:roflmao::roflmao:
    sarge7, Mar 10, 2011
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