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A Blonde in Church

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

    This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

    No one moved.

    The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

    Again, all was quiet.

    Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.

    Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

    Life is short, smile while you still have your teeth.
    FLHTbiker, Nov 28, 2012
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  3. marc 55

    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    Good 1...
    marc 55, Nov 28, 2012
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    Hee-hee!
    joshbob, Nov 28, 2012
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  5. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Funny, but I sense there is a certain redneck native of Alabama who make take offense to Alabama jokes! :eek:
    Fatboy128, Nov 29, 2012
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  6. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Ok lets change it to NY City:D
    FLHTbiker, Nov 29, 2012
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  7. marc 55

    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    OK by me...See plenty of them up here...
    marc 55, Nov 29, 2012
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    ROTFLMAO:roflmao::roflmao:
    TM103, Nov 29, 2012
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  9. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm, I see your from Mesa, AZ huh? I've been there a lot. Know it well.
    3 sons are in Gilbert.
    Fatboy128, Nov 29, 2012
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    Pretty nice out here right now.:D
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  11. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Yep, I know. I'm trying to get there for Christmas. Maybe rent for a day or two from Chesters or Superstition.
    Fatboy128, Nov 30, 2012
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    I did a fly and ride through and Chesters, their rental staff was top notch.
    ultra200922, Dec 1, 2012
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  13. Fatboy128

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    Yep, it's a good outfit. The only problem is that most of the staff is from Oregon! AND YOU KNOW WHO is from Oregon on this site! :rolleyes:
    Fatboy128, Dec 1, 2012
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