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A Cowboy at the pearly gates

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Cowboy at Pearly Gates

    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


    'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
    St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

    'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!'
    St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

    'Couple of minutes ago.'
    FLHTbiker, Dec 17, 2010
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  3. HarleysLR

    HarleysLR Active Member

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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    HarleysLR, Dec 17, 2010
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  4. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    hehehehe
    chucktx, Dec 17, 2010
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  5. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Did he gain passage??? :wtf: talk about getting gipped, you left the important part out?? :wtf:
    JohnnyBiker, Dec 17, 2010
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  6. BluePearl

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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: still laughin my a$$ off!!
    BluePearl, Dec 18, 2010
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    :roflmao:what a dumb asz :roflmao:
    cowboy, Dec 18, 2010
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