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A great Idea

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jun 4, 2010.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Saw this in an E-mail today.

    I THINK THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.

    Absolutely spectacular idea...

    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.


    Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.


    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.


    Case closed!


    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.


    Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."


    Works for me! :D
  2. big_jake57

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    I like it!!
  3. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    great idea!!!!!!!!!
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    I hope it doesn't work on Methane. Some nights I may be a little worried to step into that booth.
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    what about the mess following the detonation? Who could we have clean it up? Oh yea we still have the illegal immigration problem......problem solved.
  6. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Yep no real answer needed :D
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    Easy cleanup, a fire hose, a big drain in the booth.
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    Or a alternative energy scource for BP to work with since they lost an oil well.
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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    I could see a bunch of husbands saying, "honey you don't want to use the body scanner they will see all your privates and they post them on the internet, here just go in that one, no scanner and press the red button"
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    Right after ya feed them a large plate of beans!:roflmao:

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