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Man charged after alleged naked rampage inside North Fort Myers home

A Venice man is facing several charges after allegedly going on a naked rampage inside a couple’s home in North Fort Myers Monday.

Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer.

The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof.

They went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.

They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down.

The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it.

The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor.

The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni but missed and hit a wall.

Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims’ son’s bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report.

The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni.

Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking but not making sense.

Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out.

They said he tried to flee several times and had to be Tased as he was taken into custody.

Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.

He was transported to Lee Memorial Hospital for observation. Doctors advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were conducting further tests, according to the report.


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Get a rope with a short drop then he can swing violently as he strangles.

Well one thing it proves is it's hard to hit a nekkid moving crack head meth'd out horny dood in your home.

Dood should have popped his ass with the shot gun
now if it had been filled with bird shot that would have been
very painful.

yeah but a lot of people won't be robbed, or worse, have their homes dumped in and a nekkid man playing withhimself and pulling tv's off the wall...

They need to let him run nekkid through the yard the bubbas
will know what to do with him...

'Bubba 1: Yo man I be in here for killnig me some beeatch with a toothpick and q-tip afta
robbin a bank and a shoot out wid 50 cops over $500 dallah. whach yo skinny white ass
in fo
Streaker" I like to get stoned strip off my clothes and run nekkid through other peoples
homes, rub little boys clothes on my face andtear stuff up and shidt in the hallway...

BUbba1: really, why don't ya come over to my cell I show you a few
new things you can do that are really messed up

Streaker" really I"d like that

Bubba1) yo arsehole ain't gonna like it...

apparently you need to carry one of these

OMG, is that an adjustable stock and look its got a pistol like grip on it, for shame for shame on you HRK. You know that weapon is only meant for mass killings. :roflmao:

No no it's a home defense tool meant to knock nekkid
meth heads off the roof or to stop them from crapping in the hall.

BTW it's a Kel-Tec KSG Shotgun it's fuggin cool isn't it...

Hard to find, had one in my hands one day I could do it...

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Kirby you got that right, not as much fun as Noo Yawkers but
we have our interesting share of idiots...

JB, did you watch the video, with slugs he's shooting pretty
far out, you would need sights with slugs at that distance

Up close it's spray n pray 15...

Nothing beats a short barreled pump 12 gauge for home defense, just saying. Works great in the dark to and no need for night sights.

Did yea all hear, Biden and BO are headed for Virginia today to push their anti gun ban road trip.

Ifn' I'da been on the roof there'd been more damage up there....
kinda like the insurance commercial where the guy drops through the garage
as snow.. you know Mayhem...