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A Texas Bank Robber

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

    On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

    The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

    He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

    Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

    The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

    There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ...

    Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,

    "My wife got a good look at you."
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    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    :roflmao::roflmao: I heard it but another way. An elderly Irish gentleman answers " I think me wife got a peek at you". Done with a good Irish brogue. Great joke both ways:roflmao:.

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