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All girl biker bar !!!

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.


    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.


    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lmao that's funny
  3. joshbob

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    Ha-ha-ha! I'm sending this one to my blonde cousin up in Ohio - she loves blonde jokes!
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I just sent it to my blonde sister in North Carolina
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    :roflmao::roflmao:
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    The worst part is they beat the blind cowboy up, but two of them had to hold him .... :roflmao:
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    Beating up on a blind man - shame on those girls!
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