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Beer contains Female Hormones

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, May 30, 2013.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    This is alarming!

    Beer contains female hormones! :eek:

    Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent
    analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
    Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
    into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes,
    100% of all these men:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!
    FLHTbiker, May 30, 2013
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    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    ROTFLMAO...That is so true...
    marc 55, May 31, 2013
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    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Ha! My answer to that is drink bourbon!
    Fatboy128, May 31, 2013
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    :roflmao::roflmao: Sounds like us here on Bike Talk!!! :roflmao::roflmao: All except the sitting down to pee....:roflmao:
    JohnnyBiker, May 31, 2013
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  6. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    You speaking for yourself :rolleyes:
    FLHTbiker, May 31, 2013
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    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    Lmao... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
    MountainCruiser, May 31, 2013
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    what you set to pee ?:eek::roflmao::roflmao:
    cowboy, May 31, 2013
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    :roflmao::roflmao:
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    Hee-hee-heee!
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