Best Bar Joke

BEST BAR JOKE....EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The

robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot

brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy

says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space

exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the

bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says,

"Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's

your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about

Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions and MSU

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will

try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What

will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his

whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh,

about 50."



The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .

still happy . . . with Obama?"

Old, but very good. How 'bout: A blind guy unknowingly walks into a lesbian bar, orders a drink and asks "you wanna hear a good blond joke? The bartender,seeing that he is blind tells him before you do I should tell you I'm a 6 foot lesbian blond and the lesbian beside you is a blond 300 lb. pro wrestler,also blond the woman behind you is a 250 lb.longshoreman also blond. Now do you still want to tell that joke? NO,not if I got to explain it three times.

thats fukin funny right ther

Both of those are :roflmao: funny!

Rotflmao...