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Bud Lite Drunk

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    The Bud Lite drunk:

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
    cardboard, Nov 17, 2011
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  3. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Your bad dude:rolleyes::roflmao::roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Nov 17, 2011
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  4. joshbob

    joshbob Well-Known Member

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    You a cold monk, man!
    joshbob, Nov 17, 2011
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  5. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Great! :roflmao:
    Fatboy128, Nov 17, 2011
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  6. HarleysLR

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    LOL....:roflmao::roflmao:
    sent to a few female friends....
    HarleysLR, Nov 17, 2011
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  7. MountainCruiser

    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    That's bad man, but I love it!! :roflmao:
    MountainCruiser, Nov 17, 2011
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  8. eieio4tn

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    my wife is still laughing...and her first husband used to smack her around.
    eieio4tn, Nov 18, 2011
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