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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    My new neighbor

    She's single...
    She's good looking...
    She lives right across the street.

    I can see her house from my living room.
    I watched as she got home from work this evening.

    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...

    I rushed to open it.

    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
    strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

    Are you busy tonight?"

    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

    Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

    It’s no fun being old!!!
    hotroadking, Oct 31, 2012
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  3. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao: good one
    FLHTbiker, Oct 31, 2012
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  4. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lmao :)
    cowboy, Oct 31, 2012
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  5. 2012FLHTK

    2012FLHTK New Member

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    At least she knocked on your door
    2012FLHTK, Nov 2, 2012
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  6. badinfluence63

    badinfluence63 Well-Known Member

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    :roflmao:
    badinfluence63, Nov 3, 2012
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  7. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Bet she was shocked :eek:
    FLHTbiker, Nov 3, 2012
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