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ChildBirth at age 65

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, May 22, 2011.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Childbirth at 65
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    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
    friend of mine was able to give birth.

    When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to
    visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked

    'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
    first.'

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' She said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed,
    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!
    cardboard, May 22, 2011
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    Fatboy128, May 22, 2011
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