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Christmas letter to god

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all

    the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came

    addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He

    thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:



    Dear God,

    I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday

    someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I

    had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had

    invited my only living friend over for dinner. Without that money, I

    have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are

    my only hope. Can you please help me?



    Sincerely,

    Edna





    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other

    workers.. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few

    bucks.



    By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $95, which they put

    into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the

    workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be

    able to share with her friends.



    Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from

    the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the

    letter was opened. It read:



    Dear God,

    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of

    your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend.

    We had a very nice day and I told my friend of your wonderful gift.



    By the way, there was $5 missing. I think it was those c**ts at the

    Post Office.

    Sincerely,

    Edna
  2. bikerputz

    bikerputz New Member

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    Here I am getting all choked up and then fall on the floor laughing!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
  3. 00 wildglide

    00 wildglide New Member

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    Too funny

    Great story!
    Your humor heals the ****ty day I had.Thanks,00 wildglide.:cool:

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