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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by sarge7, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. sarge7

    sarge7 New Member

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    THINK ABOUT THIS:

    1. COWS
    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

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    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost 3 years ago,right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
    Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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    THE CONSTITUTION

    They keep talking about drafting a constutition for Iraq... Why don't they we just give them ours?
    It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and were not using anymore.
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    THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or congress is this...
    You cannot post
    'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL'
    'THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY'
    and
    'THOU SHALT NOT LIE'
    in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politications...
    it creates a hostile work environment.
    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    sarge7, Aug 24, 2009
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  3. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Good one and how true. :)
    FLHTbiker, Aug 24, 2009
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  4. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that sounds like the truth in I ever heard one :roflmao::eek:
    cowboy, Aug 24, 2009
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  5. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    sounds right to me!!!!!!
    chucktx, Aug 24, 2009
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  6. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    very moooooving..
    hotroadking, Aug 25, 2009
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  7. Hot01

    Hot01 Active Member

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    Sad, but true.:gah:
    Hot01, Aug 25, 2009
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  8. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    actually I've herd that one before ;-)
    hotroadking, Aug 25, 2009
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  9. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    this is all udderly amazing to me!!!
    chucktx, Aug 25, 2009
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