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Daddys a Dancer

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by bguillory66, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. bguillory66

    bguillory66 Active Member

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    MY DAD IS A DANCER
    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
    "My father's an exotic dancer in a *** cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to talk to him.
    "Is that really true about your father?"
    "No," the boy said. "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Obama re-elected, but it is just too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

    :roflmao::roflmao:
    bguillory66, Aug 27, 2012
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  3. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Now that is funny shiit there Two Times! :D LMFAO!

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    JohnnyBiker, Aug 27, 2012
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    Fatboy128, Aug 27, 2012
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Man Please !
    cardboard, Aug 27, 2012
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    Lol...
    marc 55, Aug 27, 2012
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    eieio4tn Active Member

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    i like that kid !
    eieio4tn, Aug 27, 2012
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  8. cowboy

    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    i like him as well,: ole cardboard must like obama:eek:
    cowboy, Aug 27, 2012
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    Thats funny stuff... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
    MountainCruiser, Aug 27, 2012
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    You guys are funny! I bet you all are a hoot to hang out with.

    Another member said: interests: paying bills
    Too funny.
    gato200, Aug 30, 2012
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    Good one, BGuillory. Be nice to have a few kids in my classes like that boy. Gato200, I would not consider paying bills funny!
    joshbob, Aug 30, 2012
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