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Drafting guys over 60

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I think I finally found a picture of HRK to.


    Drafting Guys Over 60. This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60![​IMG]
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    I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
    Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while..An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
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    badinfluence63 Well-Known Member

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    good stuff.... gonna use and share this,lol.
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    I say take the wimen over 50 and leave us gray beards with the Harley's to run the country.
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    Hard to argue the logic.
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I like your thinking
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    Since he hasn't denied it, maybe you really did post HRK's photo?!?
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :p Might just be
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    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Wait I thought that was a picture of you we don't need those rainbow stocking caps down here... LOL
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    . . . But what a great tee-shirt!
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Yea I would love to have one of those T-shirts
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Well I see that where you must have got yours so that clearly must be your pic then, just saying ;)
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    I didn't know ya could buy vowels I just take metamucil to help my original ones.
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    How many meds are you taking, anyway :D.
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    Just until the flashbacks start. Man some of the 60's made for good flashbacks! Ha!
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    I remember . . . or do I . . . ?
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    Nope, I haven't seen ya in them.
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I spent my youth in the late 60's in Vietnam. Never got to do any hippie stuff so have no memories of it. Guess I missed out.
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    Just teasing. No x hippie here. I pulled a high lottery number in first year of the lottery. I always supported you guys. Oh, and I never inhaled!

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