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Drinking with an Arizona cowboy

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona cowboy are in the same bar.



    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass

    in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
    'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
    one twice.'



    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer

    (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and
    shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much
    sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
    either.'



    The Arizona cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer,

    downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his

    45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.



    Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

    He says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
    drink with the same ones twice.'



    God Bless Arizona
  2. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    THAT is exactly why I like AZ do much!!!!
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    Aliens, we don't need no steenking aliens.
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    you got that right , make them legal & get them jobs
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    LOL...Good one...
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