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Drunk Test

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Feb 12, 2012.

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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    selfcontrolfreak

    This is a drunk test. Click on the guys nose and if you can click on it you can drink another drink!
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    OK, I give, gonna go pour the rest of this red neck bud out!!
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    Man its Evil to pour Good Redneck Budweiser out because of some stupid test somebody came up with.
    It's not my fault yer not gifted enough to pass a simple test.
    Shoot the dude. Then you can touch him with no problem.

    If ya quit drinkin on account of that. Somebody might find a test to see if you should ride yer bike or Not.
    We have the ability to make our own decesions.
    And my decesion is to drink Redneck Budweiser, Jim Beam and Pepsi.
    Ride my Scooter and take naps.
    No peticular order.
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    MountainCruiser Well-Known Member

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    But not at the same time!?! :rolleyes:
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Can't take a nap and drink at the same time.
    But I can drink and take a nap afterwards.
    And I can go for a ride and stop and have a Redneck Budweiser and go ride some more and stop for lunch somewhere.
    I don't drink over a two or three beers at one time.
    I don't want to get drunk. I just want to kill the thirst.
    Too old for gettin drunk. I did it about 7 years ago.
    Thought I was gonna die.
    Don't know how I ever did it when I was young.
    The hangover lasted over a day. Couldn't believe it.
    I was in pure Hell.
    Drink to enjoy it . Then I quit.
    No use to mess a good thing up, and not be able to drink a couple man.

    I make a Jim Beam and pepsi and split it with the OL. We might do two drinks.
    We go out and we split a couple redneck budweisers and hit the road.
    Kills the thirst in yer throat and makes the ride a little better when you've been riding a while.
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    Hey have you tried a Bud Light Platium yet.
    Somebody tole me they was between a Redneck Budweiser and a Bud light.
    But it was 6% Alkehol
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    Nope, have not tried one. Almost never drink light beer unless someone gives me one. But, I think I may try one and see what it tastes like...
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    Bust my Bubble, was on another forum and somebody asked.
    MY new Limited lifters makes too much noise, should I get a different kind of bike.
    What happened to the real men. I never heard this growing up from anybody.
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    Beers while on a ride=I gotta pee.:roflmao:
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    Yep
    Stop On side of the road or stop at a Service Station get gas and make a Pit Stop.

    Or Get a Space Diaper:rant:

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