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Early Christmas Joke

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by marc 55, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. marc 55

    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    A little girl was riding her bike through the park when a policman on a horse rode by. He looked down at the little girl and asked if Santa had gotten her the pretty new bike for Christmas. She answered, why yes he did. To that the policeman answered that it was too bad Santa didn't know bikes were required to have licenses and that he was going to have to write her a ticket. After giving her the ticket, the little girl looked up at him and asked if Santa had gotten him that horse for Christmas. To that he smiled and answered, why yes he did. The little girl looked at him and said, next time you see Santa you should tell him the dick is supposed to be under the horse.
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    We just recently had a cop in peidmont Oklahoma write a 3 year old a $2000 ticket for peeing in public. "True Story". The Mayor had the ticket expunged, and said the officer should have stayed in his car.

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