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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Fatboy128, Aug 6, 2012.

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    A little boy asks his father "dad where did my intelligence come from?" His dad answered "you must gotten it from your mom cause I still have mine".

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    A man takes his sick wife to the doctor. After examining the wife the doctor takes the husband aside and says " I don't like the looks of your wife". The husband replies " I don't either but she's a great cook".

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    From Charlie46

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

    For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

    No further studies are expected on this subject.
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    In lueu of flowers for Steve, Please make a donation to Battered husbands.com :roflmao:
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    You all are out of control...:roflmao:

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