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first class?????

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
  2. scooter

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    That sounds about right!!:D

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