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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident
    off the coast of Maine, a man answered his door to find
    two grim-faced State Troopers.

    "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about
    your wife," said one of the Troopers.

    "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.

    The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have
    some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.

    Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the
    bad news first."

    The second Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you,
    sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the
    bay."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had
    6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters
    clinging to her."

    Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good
    news, what's the great news???"

    The Trooper answered, "We're
    gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
    chucktx, Apr 2, 2010
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao::roflmao:
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    Oh that's baddd :roflmao::roflmao:
    BluePearl, Apr 3, 2010
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh my god man..:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    FLHTbiker, Apr 3, 2010
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    Lmao!!!
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    Your bad chucktx.....:roflmao::roflmao:
    TM103, Apr 3, 2010
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    you're SICK, got to love it though.
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    HEHE HE good one!
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