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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    here ya go abby.....just wanted to make sure ya seen this...

    For all those men who say,
    Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
    Here's an update for you:
    Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?
    Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    Men are like....

    1. Men are like... Laxatives.. They irritate the crap out of you.
    2. Men are like... Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are
    3. Men are like... Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like... Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like... Chocolate... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like... Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like... Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like... Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like... Lava Lamps.. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    12. Men are like... Parking Spots... The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
    chucktx, Nov 15, 2007
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Damn chuck have you been talking to my wife :roflmao:
    cowboy, Nov 15, 2007
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    :roflmao:

    #4 says it all, although the pig comment was pretty good too!
    Hot01, Nov 15, 2007
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  5. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    yup!!:D
    chucktx, Nov 15, 2007
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    Hot01,

    Besides you, will there be any other ladies ready to give us a beating ?? ;)

    I'm afraid to ask. Having said that, how many other ladies are out there?

    Regards,
    German
    gutierg, Nov 18, 2007
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  7. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    i believe hot1 is reigning queen with no court.....she will give as good as she gets!!! sad there arnt more like her!:)
    chucktx, Nov 18, 2007
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    Awww. I've seen a couple of women, but they haven't stuck around. I was on here a long time ago but didn't stick around much. I needed help with my route planning and you guys were the best. I never would have thought of that route from Truckee to Albuquerque and it was my favorite part of the trip. So, you've proven your worth.

    I guess you guys are better than blenders!
    Hot01, Nov 19, 2007
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    I guess you guys are better than blenders![/QUOTE]

    Well done gentlemen, we are better than blenders, a hell of an improvement there!!

    Regards,
    German
    gutierg, Nov 19, 2007
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