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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by marc 55, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. marc 55

    marc 55 Well-Known Member

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    good one, never saw that coming
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    Beer Can Vasectomy
    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
    'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
    'The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help me.
    ''Trust me,' said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
    "1"

    "2"
    "3"
    "4"
    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia , Missouri, West Virginia, and

    All of Washington, D.C.




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    Cop Vs NY Lawyer

    A smart azz NY lawyer ran a stop sign in Alabama. A cop pulled the lawyer over. The lawyer figured that he could get out of the ticket because he was so much smarter than the Alabama cop. The cop approached the lawyer and said " license and registration please". The lawyer asked "why?" The cop says " you did not stop for the stop sign". The lawyer says "I did, I slowed down for it". The cop says "no you did not come to a full stop ". The lawyer says "there wasn't anyone coming so I slowed down what's the problem here?" The cop says "the law is you have to come to a complete stop". The lawyer says " if you can convince me the difference between a slow down and a stop you can give me the ticket. Cop says "fair enuff , get outta the car". Lawyer gets out and the cop starts beating the shirt out of the lawyer with his baton. The cop says " now ya want me to stop or just slow down?


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