Funny as hell...

At least I thought it was...

Reminds me of a chic I used to date.

"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; my favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer - Andy Williams; my favorite author -Tom Clancy; and now, my favorite comedian(s) - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton....Amen"

cool

That was a good one.

This is from charlie46

Jed died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best life long deer hunting friends, Cooter and Guber.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Jed’. The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Guber in to confirm the identity of the body.

Guber looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Guber said, ‘No, it ain't Jed.’ The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Guber said, 'Well, Jed had two ass-holes.’ 'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Jed with them two assholes"

Now that is good stuff...

There were 3 blondes stuck on an island. They found a magic lamp and rubbed it. A genie appeared and told them they each get one wish. The first blonde wished to be more intelligent. Poof! The genie made her a redhead and she then built a raft and left the island. The second blonde wished to be even more intelligent than the first one. Poof! The genie made her a brunette and she then built a boat and sailed off the island. The third blonde wished to be even more intelligent than the first two. Poof! The genie made her into a man and he then walked across the bridge.

LOL...