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Git-Ur-Dun

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. cardboard

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    Subject: Git-Ur-Dun

    . . Call 399-3791 for futher assistance! (tee hee)

    Subject: Rednecks know how to GIT-R-DONE

    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

    > "Yes. What can I do for you?"
    >
    > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
    > marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
    > them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
    >
    > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    >
    > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
    > search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open

    > every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
    > leave.
    >
    > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
    >
    > "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
    >
    > "Yeah!"
    >
    > "Did they chop your firewood?"
    >
    > "Yep!"
    >
    > "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
    >
    > (Rednecks know how to GIT-R-DONE)
    cardboard, Jan 30, 2008
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