Giving 100%

Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in
life?


Here's a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:




If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.




Then:




H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%




and




K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you 100%, it’s theBullshit andAss Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% ....!
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