Got Me A New Job !

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday ....minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.



A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"

So, today... bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver..

Leave it to the Aussies to come up with a perfect

solution

to the Muslim problem

Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another Mosque being built in Sydney.

I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.

Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the Mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the Mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be ***, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the Mosque problem would be solved.

If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...

I,agree' think i'll go backto trucking!

Makes me want to change careers