Guess I'm gonna have to confess.

My wife proof read I letter I typed today, Man she was on me and said I don't talk like I type , what was I trying to say.
Said I had very Bad broken english. I said HuH.
I try to get it all out before I loose my chain of thought.
She was saying you leave a lot of the words in the sentenance out. Why ! And I can tell you didn't reread nothing.
Huh. I told it like it was.
No wonder people have such a hard time understanding folks from Alabama and the deep south. YOu don't make full sentenances. And I was thinkin it was just your accent all this time.

So if you've been having a hard time understanding what I type I now have a excuse.

Guess I'm gonna have to try to clean my act up a little. Been getting a little lazy as I get older.

I just put on my Redneck reading glasses and understand you just fine! I do have a problem with yer accent sometimes. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

What !


1st it was Broken English.
Now you tell me I got a Accent in my typing too.
Y'all are gonna make a Old Redneck bashfull.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

it's a guy thing i understand most things you say, but somethimes that accent a little strong.. ya'll

I do understand about trying to get it all out before you lose the train of thought. And if you type liike me it takes time to get it all out. even when it is something, now what was i thinking...:roflmao::roflmao:

Does that mean I am redneck cause I understand what you are saying ?

YOu might just be a Redneck if you don't have a hard time reading my Broken english and accent.
Guess y'all are doing a fine job fillin in the words that I leave out in a sentenance and my poor spellin.
I thought I was rappin O.k. and trying to not waste too many letters in a sentance.
My wife being in the business world said I seperate sentenances, don't use the right spelling in words like lite and light.
I thought a shot lite was spelt Shop LIte. she said No Lite is the feather is lite.
YOu go and buy a Shop Light.
HuH !

Now you got me confused again. I thought a Lite put out Lite so you could see.
Can't you see better when you drink a Bud Lite ?
Or should it be Bud Light ?

JUst Askin !

Don't change - cardboard I was just gettin used to yer southern drawl! :roflmao::roflmao:

So is it like this........

Miller Lite

or like this

Bud Light.........

Which is lite and which is light.............:rant:

And let me ask you this.
Do you think a dude at 60 is gonna change much ?

I ain't Chucktx you know.......

Don't know about the light or the lite but I do know that neither one of them is right......I think I can make out what you are saying but you gotta step back from that near beer

NOT A CHANCE !!

not even at 63

Yep !

Yer right ........

a guy can't change much after 50 .By then you are pretty set in your ways.

Don't Recon you've ever seen a dictionary from Alabama Huh.....

Here Ye go Redneck Chucktx.

Bubba and Clem's Southernese Dictionary:gah:

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