Had to pass this on

> Yesterday I was at my local Sam's buying a large bag of Purina
> dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the
> check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
> What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and
> have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
> was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
> because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
> before I awakened
> in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that
> it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
> eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
> mention here
> that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
> food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
> poodle's ass and a car hit me.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
> was Laughing so hard.
>
> Sam's won't let me shop there anymore.
> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in
> the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially)
> to all your retired friends...... it will be their laugh for the day!!!

:roflmao::roflmao:

that my friend was awesome .