Harley vs Woman

Harley Davidson
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> Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and
>went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
>good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
>hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
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> Arthur thought about it for a minute, and then said, "I want to hang out
>with God."
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> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
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> God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
>the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
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> Arthur said, "Yep, that's me. "God said, "Well, what's the big deal in
>inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and
>can't run without a road?"
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> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but
>aren't You the inventor of woman?"
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> God said, "Yes."
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> "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
>design flaws in your invention:
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> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
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> "Hmm, you have some good points there", replied God, "hold on".
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> God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
>for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
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> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
>according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours"

If you factor in the aggravation I think I rather ride my bike.