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Health warning from the EPA

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, May 2, 2013.

  1. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

    It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

    IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
    Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

    No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

    Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
  2. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Dang I'm gonna shower with Dawn, no not our friend Dawn the soap Dawn oh crap I'm in trouble now. :rolleyes:
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    AND.... do you realize how many calories get burned during sex? SO, add that to the shower with the dish washing soap.
    Ps. Keep some oitment there too fer yer wrist. Its gonna get sore. :eek:
  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Speaking from experience? :roflmao:
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    The young lady on my left's name is Dawn...oh wait! Maybe it was the one on the right??? Chit Which one was it?? Maybe one of them had a sister named Dawn..Something like that. Something to do with Dawn, I know that. Damm I'm so confused .....?????? Wait I Got It!!! I Remember Now!!!!.....Dawn was the one who was holding the camera!!! :roflmao:

    Aloha.....Mike
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    :D:D:D I did sleep with our friend Dawn on time, yea the wife knows about it, but probably not the way your thinking: but that's another story :roflmao: Maddog kows :D funny story.:roflmao: and we did have our cloths on. :D
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    Were you up at the crack of Dawn??:roflmao:

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