Hey cardboard

:roflmao: :roflmao: Oh my god those were hillarious... I was thinking of buying the dual O exhaust or the engine oil bypass kit so it will keep my motor oil clean at all times...

They're sold out !

They want $125 for The Round Tuit. That's a bit high so maybe later :roflmao:

I do like the windshield wiper sharpener. The list goes on and on. These are great.

Holy crap Chuck I'm still wiping tears out of my eyes. I used to have a set of Sky Hooks but I traded them for some Arc Grease I was having trouble keeping a smooth arc when I was welding, kept sticking my rod!!!!! Cured the problem rite up:roflmao: :roflmao:

:roflmao: Where is the high speed missile wax or the t r double e. I still have trainees looking for a box of grid squares.:roflmao:

We used to tag every green bean with the 5 gallons of prop wash, 3 yards of flight line etc. Then one of my close buds got an idea. We were going to set up Herman, another shop supervisor.... The next newbie that came to Clark went to his section. He was asked to get the usual. Mike and I cornered him and decided to turn the tables on old Herman. We had done a little brain storming and sent a troop down the C-130 engine shop to get an empty 5 gallon bucket of turbine propeller soap. We went to the security police and got a spool of the rope they used to section off the secure areas of the flightline. It even said it was for use on the flightline. We gave them to the newbie and sent him to Herman.... He bought San Magoo's for a long while after that!

We used to pull a trick on shop troops that always got a laugh. One of us would go outside and start staring up at well, nothing. A few minutes later one of us would join him and pretend to see "it" also. Then another and so forth. When the newbies came out we'd start telling him where to look, what it looked like and while we had his attention, the others would slip back into the shop. When only one of us and the newbie were left we'd tell the newbie to keep an eye on "it" while we got some binoculars. We'd go back to the shop and just stand there watching the newbie stare at well, nothing... Worked nearly everytime...

was a Cav scout for awhile and that right there is funny don't care who ya are.

We used to use the box of grid squares one...Or get the keys for the jeep, or go ask the Gunny for a ***** e7 (if you remember the old radio's were called a PRC77) or send em looking for an ID 10 T (idiot).....When I first got into public service we made a label for a quart of oil that was allegedly for a product called "liquid beep" premium horn fluid.