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How Old Guys Pick Up Chicks

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by FLHTbiker, Oct 2, 2011.

  1. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    I met a girl in the park the other evening.
    There was an instant spark between us and
    she immediately dropped down and laid on
    the grass at my feet.
    As we lay making love, I thought
    "These Taser guns are really well worth the money :D
  2. Brach77

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    hahahaha thats funny stuff right there.
  3. big_jake57

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    works every time !!
  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Hmmm, just a thought...chuck yea need one of these things. :)
  5. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    i usually pick mine by the hair..........if ya pick em with their feet they fill up............
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    :roflmao::roflmao:My eyes burn after sex..Must be the pepper spray:devil:
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    Yea, taser gun probably better choice ... :cool:
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    agreed!!!!!!

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