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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by JohnnyBiker, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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    JohnnyBiker, Apr 20, 2012
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    :eek: AArrrggghhhh! as a Dad of a MotoCop I'll forgive you this time. :rolleyes:
    Fatboy128, Apr 21, 2012
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    Didn't know that.. Sorry..
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    JohnnyBiker, Apr 21, 2012
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    maybe one of the moderators can delete the joke, I don't want to offend anyone.
    JohnnyBiker, Apr 21, 2012
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    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Dont bother a cop friend of mine told me that joke a while back.:p
    charlie46, Apr 21, 2012
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    I laugh real hard at it older brother is a retired cop :)
    cowboy, Apr 21, 2012
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    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    :D:beer:

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    JohnnyBiker, Apr 21, 2012
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