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Hunting flies

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Wideglide85, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. Wideglide85

    Wideglide85 Active Member

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lmao sounds like some redneck
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    :roflmao::roflmao: I am not going there!!!:roflmao::roflmao:
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    That is another way to tell a red neck welcome to my world.
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    I used t0 pump a pellet riffle and use the air out of it to shoot the fly's

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